Subway Portland

I don't know if I could adequately explain the glory of this particular Subway Sandwich Shop. This is no ordinary Subway, it's like the London tube, magnet train, George Jetson cross the continent of my tongue going light-speed Subway of the future. I order a club. BOOM! like magic! A perfect club sandwich right in my face. I order a meatball sandwich with exactly seven meatballs, provolone cut diagonally down the center with the edges cut off and 1/ 2 slice of lettuce. BOOM! Like magic; meatball sandwich magnificence. I order a TACO.....Nah. they don't do that. But the very nice lady behind the counter told me that if I hold the bread in a V position, I could pretend I was eating a taco. Not very fulfilling, but 10 points for the effort and customer service. I would go so far as to say that this is literally the greatest Subway in the history of Subways. I mean sure, maybe if the Swedish bikini team was operating it.....? That would require a six star rating system though., and let's be frank, society is just not ready for something like that. Anyway....great shop, great customer service, very nice owner, who personally came out to shake my hand and thank me for my business. Can't ask for much more that that.